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Eric Cartman signs for 500 AK-47s

by The ITS Crew on March 9, 2010

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The creators of South Park have apparently gotten wind of the Senate Armed Services hearing last month.

A Paravant/Blackwater employee withdrew hundreds of unaccounted AKs from Bunker 22, an armory near the notorious Pol-e-Charki prison in Afghanistan, under the name “Eric Cartman.”

So the real question is whether he used the phrase “You will respect my authoritah” when withdrawing the weapons?

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Sundevil98 March 9, 2010 at 12:55 pm
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If it was only that easy.

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That is funny. I wonder how many guys are now signing their name as Eric Cartman at the Gym or Laundry facilities over in Iraq and Afghanistan now. I used to see all sorts of funny names on those rosters, but this one will definitely get legs. lol

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Cartman kicks ass! I wonder who’s idea it was to use Cartman to skillfully acquire the AK’s, the operator or the BB Stacker?

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Psh, they should’ve known that it wasn’t Eric Cartman, because everyone knows that Eric prefers the AR, since that is what he used in ‘Nam.

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