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Post image for Zulu Nylon Gear Releases the First True Cobra Belt!

We never thought we’d see a Cobra Belt from Zulu Nylon Gear, but they’ve just announced the Cobra Belt to end all Cobra Belts!

Guaranteed to send shock & awe deep into the hearts of your adversaries and utilizing the strongest Cobra Buckle on the market today, the Zulu Cobra Belt is sure to be a game changer.

We’ve got the exclusive scoop on the newest advancement in Cobra Buckles to hit the market, be sure to check out Zulu’s Website for further information!

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Post image for Victory Scents: Improve Morale and the Air Around You with Combat Air Fresheners

We were first introduced to Victory Scents by it’s creator, Gina of Combat Bet, during SHOT Show this year. We’ve worked with her previously on the ITS SHOT Show Poker Chips we’ve handed out the last two years at the show and can’t say enough good things about her, which is why we’re expect nothing less from her new venture with Victory Scents.

How can you not love a morale boosting, politically incorrect twist on air fresheners? We’ve got them up all over ITS HQ, including up at the top of our rope climbs in the warehouse. You’ve got to have something to tag when you get to the top right?

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These are coming very soon and are made in the USA too boot! Be on the lookout for news on when they’ll drop on the Victory Scents Facebook Page!

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Post image for Don’t Be a Zombie, Be Prepared with Free Posters from the CDC!

If you haven’t seen the recent Center for Disease Control spoof on how to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse it’s definitely a good read.

This announcement though is all about the recent posters they announced that not only spread the message about preparing for the Apocalypse, but are absolutely free!

That’s right, simply head on over to this link and tell them where to send yours to! They have two different versions, the one in the image to the right and another that says “Get a Kit, Make a Plan, Be Prepared.”

Both posters are available in either 18″ x 24″ or 24″ x 36″ (flat or folded). We’ve definitely got some coming to grace the walls of ITS HQ too!

What’s in your Zombie Preparedness Kit?

Tip of the hat to Facebook fan Terry.
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Post image for Cop Humor: Chompers and the Missing Teeth

We’re starting a new series today on ITS Tactical where I’ll be sharing some funny stories from the mean streets of Florida. These will be short stories that I either thought were comical, or dispatched calls that will make you scratch your head.

The first one is a call I was dispatched to several years ago… [Read More…]

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Post image for Ahoy! Celebrate Ye Ol’ Talk Like a Scurvy Pirate Day!

Avast, me hearties! Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and we’d like t’ get some real honest t’ goodness Pirate talk goin’!

All you Plank Owners n’ Crew Leaders should feel right at home today while ye Crew be swabbin’ tha decks, gar!

Here be a translator fer all ye landlubbers wantin’ t’ talk like a scallywag! Fer all them on Facebook, here’s how t’ change yer profile t’ scurvy Pirate English – Account > Account Settings > Language > English (Pirate)

Cap’n ITS says blabber t’ yer mates like a Pirate in tha comments or ye walks tha plank, arrrgh!

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Post image for Appholes! John Stewart Calls Out Apple

If you’ve heard about the lost iPhone prototype, the saga of Gizmodo and Apple’s Minority Report door kickers, we’d like to share a little Friday humor with you from Wednesday’s edition of The Daily Show.

It’s no secret we’re all fanboys of Apple here, and while Stewart’s monologue doesn’t touch on the fact crimes may have been commited, he absolutely nails Apple as becoming “The Man.” He even rants about the infamous dropped calls that I’m all too familiar with.

Happy Friday, and try not to spit your coffee on the screen while watching this embedded video linked below. [Read More…]

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Post image for Just In Time for Summer: Will Ferrell Sunscreen

Benefitting the Cancer for College Scholarship Fund, Will Ferrell has just launched his own sunscreen to help prevent burns while streaking through the quad to the gymnasium.

Available in three different 6 oz. bottles, Forbidden Fruit, Sun Stroke and Sexy Hot Tan, this 30 SPF sunscreen provides all-day UVA/UVB broad spectrum protection.

Head on over to Amazon or the Cancer for College site to purchase these, and you can even bring your Green Hat.

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This hilarious video from U.S. Cavalry was over at Soldier Systems today, and I damn near spit my coffee up all over my keyboard!

A great April Fools Day video that you’re sure to get a laugh out of.

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Post image for Mouth-Wateringly Awesome Manly Cupcakes

A Bakery in New York has built a brand around men who like cupcakes, and not the frilly pink-frosted sprinkles-and-unicorns kind of cupcakes! They make manly cupcakes, for manly men.

Butch Bakery was born when David Arrick felt it was time to combine a masculine aesthetic to a traditionally cute product-the cupcake. When a magazine article mentioned that cupcakes were a combination of everything “pink, sweet, cute, and magical,” he felt it was time to take action, and create a company where “Butch meets Buttercream.”

After all, what’s more manly than a cupcake topped with bacon, covered in camouflage, or beer-infused? [Read More…]

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