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		<title>Zulu Nylon Gear Introduces The MOLLE Quiver</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The ITS Crew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[MOLLE Quiver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tactical Bow and Arrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tactical Quiver]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[4/2/13 Update: As most of you have figured out, this was an April Fools goof that we thought you&#8217;d enjoy. It also looks like many of you enjoyed it so much that you are interested in this becoming a real product. Well, Zulu Nylon Gear was listening and is considering making a few. Be sure to [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><em><span style="color: #800000;"><strong>4/2/13 Update:</strong> As most of you have figured out, this was an April Fools goof that we thought you&#8217;d enjoy. It also looks like many of you enjoyed it so much that you are interested in this becoming a real product. Well, Zulu Nylon Gear was listening and is considering making a few. Be sure to chime in on the <span style="color: #000080;"><a href="http://itstac.tc/12dRRb8" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080;">Facebook post</span></a></span> if you&#8217;re interested.  </span></em></p>
<p>As stricter gun control laws take effect in state after state, Americans are adapting with new methods to protect their homes and families. In light of recent changes in firearms laws and with more surely to come, Zulu Nylon Gear has begun to shift their product line to support more commonly available, legal weapon systems. Namely, the traditional bow and arrow.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-8yO3fnJ4"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-13447" alt="quiver3" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/quiver3.jpg" width="600" height="800" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-8yO3fnJ4"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-13446" alt="quiver2" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/quiver2.jpg" width="600" height="800" /></a><br />
The first product in Zulu Nylon Gear&#8217;s new line is the MOLLE Quiver. This is a fully modular arrow quiver system which can be quickly converted to either back or hip style carry modes to facilitate both range and field carry. The user simply clicks into either a shoulder harness, a belt hanger, or direct attach to armor by way of a quick disconnect system using ITW QASM Buckles. These buckles can be adjusted to any location on the Quiver body for the perfect fit thanks to a MOLLE grid running the full length of the tube. The MOLLE grid can also be used to attach other MOLLE/PALS compatible pouches and accessories, such as the ITS Skeletonized Bottle Holder and Tallboy ETA Trauma Kit pouches also made by Zulu Nylon Gear.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-8yO3fnJ4"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-13451" alt="quiver7" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/quiver7.jpg" width="600" height="800" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-8yO3fnJ4"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-13450" alt="quiver6" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/quiver6.jpg" width="600" height="800" /></a></p>
<p>Expect to see continuing innovation in tactical load bearing equipment from Zulu Nylon Gear as they adapt to the ever changing tools of the warrior. Other upcoming products in development include discreet carry bags for takedown bows, concealable boxcutter sheaths and slingshots.</p>
<p>For more information, visit: <a href="http://zulunylongear.com/quiver.html" target="_blank">http://zulunylongear.com/quiver.html</a></p>
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		<title>An Awesome Infographic on Why You Should Embrace the Beard</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The ITS Crew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Embrace the Beard]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to http://onlinephd.org/ for the awesome infographic!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/facial-hair-main.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12086" title="facial-hair-main" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/facial-hair-main.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="10802" /></a></p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://onlinephd.org/" target="_blank">http://onlinephd.org/</a> for the awesome infographic!</p>
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		<title>Zulu Nylon Gear Releases the First True Cobra Belt!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The ITS Crew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[April Fools Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cobra Belt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We never thought we&#8217;d see a Cobra Belt from Zulu Nylon Gear, but they&#8217;ve just announced the Cobra Belt to end all Cobra Belts! Guaranteed to send shock &#38; awe deep into the hearts of your adversaries and utilizing the strongest Cobra Buckle on the market today, the Zulu Cobra Belt is sure to be [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="post_image_link" href="http://www.itstactical.com/centcom/humor/zulu-nylon-gear-releases-the-first-true-cobra-belt/" title="Permanent link to Zulu Nylon Gear Releases the First True Cobra Belt!"><img class="post_image alignright" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/CobraBeltMain.jpg" width="300" height="206" alt="Post image for Zulu Nylon Gear Releases the First True Cobra Belt!" /></a>
</p><p>We never thought we&#8217;d see a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0" target="_blank">Cobra Belt from Zulu Nylon Gear</a>, but they&#8217;ve just announced the Cobra Belt to end all Cobra Belts!</p>
<p>Guaranteed to send shock &amp; awe deep into the hearts of your adversaries and utilizing the strongest Cobra Buckle on the market today, the Zulu Cobra Belt is sure to be a game changer.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve got the exclusive scoop on the newest advancement in Cobra Buckles to hit the market, be sure to check out <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0" target="_blank">Zulu&#8217;s Website</a> for further information!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cobrabelt2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-11999" title="cobrabelt2" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cobrabelt2-510x349.jpg" alt="" width="510" height="349" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cobrabelt3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-12000" title="cobrabelt3" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cobrabelt3-510x349.jpg" alt="" width="510" height="349" /></a></p>
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		<title>Victory Scents: Improve Morale and the Air Around You with Combat Air Fresheners</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The ITS Crew</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Combat Air Freshener]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Combat Bet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Help Fight Terrorism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Want You To Quit Being a Pussy Help Fight Terrorism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were first introduced to Victory Scents by it&#8217;s creator, Gina of Combat Bet, during SHOT Show this year. We&#8217;ve worked with her previously on the ITS SHOT Show Poker Chips we&#8217;ve handed out the last two years at the show and can&#8217;t say enough good things about her, which is why we&#8217;re expect nothing [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="post_image_link" href="http://www.itstactical.com/centcom/humor/victory-scents-improve-morale-and-the-air-around-you-with-combat-air-fresheners/" title="Permanent link to Victory Scents: Improve Morale and the Air Around You with Combat Air Fresheners"><img class="post_image alignright" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Victory-Scents-Main.jpg" width="300" height="206" alt="Post image for Victory Scents: Improve Morale and the Air Around You with Combat Air Fresheners" /></a>
</p><p>We were first introduced to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/VictoryScents" target="_blank">Victory Scents</a> by it&#8217;s creator, Gina of Combat Bet, during SHOT Show this year. We&#8217;ve worked with her previously on the ITS SHOT Show Poker Chips we&#8217;ve handed out the last two years at the show and can&#8217;t say enough good things about her, which is why we&#8217;re expect nothing less from her new venture with Victory Scents.</p>
<p>How can you not love a morale boosting, politically incorrect twist on air fresheners? We&#8217;ve got them up all over ITS HQ, including up at the top of our rope climbs in the warehouse. You&#8217;ve got to have something to tag when you get to the top right?</p>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/itstactical/6869715684/" title="Victory Scents 02" rel="" class="flickr-image"><img src="http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7089/6869715684_6d191b0bb3_z.jpg" alt="Victory Scents 02" class=" aligncenter" title="Check out Victory Scents on FB and learn when you can get yours! &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/VictoryScents&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;www.facebook.com/VictoryScents&lt;/a&gt;" longdesc="" /></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/itstactical/6869715728/" title="Victory Scents 03" rel="" class="flickr-image"><img src="http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7064/6869715728_31c8e1863e_z.jpg" alt="Victory Scents 03" class=" aligncenter" title="Check out Victory Scents on FB and learn when you can get yours! &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/VictoryScents&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;www.facebook.com/VictoryScents&lt;/a&gt;" longdesc="" /></a>
<p>These are coming very soon and are made in the USA too boot! Be on the lookout for news on when they&#8217;ll drop on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/VictoryScents" target="_blank">Victory Scents Facebook Page</a>!</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be a Zombie, Be Prepared with Free Posters from the CDC!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 00:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t seen the recent Center for Disease Control spoof on how to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse it&#8217;s definitely a good read. This announcement though is all about the recent posters they announced that not only spread the message about preparing for the Apocalypse, but are absolutely free! That&#8217;s right, simply head on [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="post_image_link" href="http://www.itstactical.com/centcom/humor/dont-be-a-zombie-be-prepared/" title="Permanent link to Don&#8217;t Be a Zombie, Be Prepared with Free Posters from the CDC!"><img class="post_image alignright" src="http://www.itstactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/CDCZombieMain.jpg" width="300" height="438" alt="Post image for Don&#8217;t Be a Zombie, Be Prepared with Free Posters from the CDC!" /></a>
</p><p>If you haven&#8217;t seen the recent Center for Disease Control spoof on <a href="http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/" target="_blank">how to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse</a> it&#8217;s definitely a good read.</p>
<p>This announcement though is all about the recent posters they announced that not only spread the message about preparing for the Apocalypse, but are absolutely free!</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right, simply head on over to <a href="http://wwwn.cdc.gov/pubs/phpr.aspx" target="_blank">this link</a> and tell them where to send yours to! They have two different versions, the one in the image to the right and another that says &#8220;Get a Kit, Make a Plan, Be Prepared.&#8221;</p>
<p>Both posters are available in either 18&#8243; x 24&#8243; or 24&#8243; x 36&#8243; (flat or folded). We&#8217;ve definitely got some coming to grace the walls of ITS HQ too!</p>
<p><em>What&#8217;s in your Zombie Preparedness Kit?</em></p>
<p><em>Tip of the hat to Facebook fan Terry.<br />
<span id="more-10865"></span></em></p>
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		<title>Cop Humor: Chompers and the Missing Teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 19:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric S.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re starting a new series today on ITS Tactical where I&#8217;ll be sharing some funny stories from the mean streets of Florida. These will be short stories that I either thought were comical, or dispatched calls that will make you scratch your head. The first one is a call I was dispatched to several years [...]]]></description>
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</p><p>We&#8217;re starting a new series today on ITS Tactical where I&#8217;ll be sharing some funny stories from the mean streets of Florida. These will be short stories that I either thought were comical, or dispatched calls that will make you scratch your head.</p>
<p>The first one is a call I was dispatched to several years ago&#8230;<span id="more-9283"></span></p>
<h2>Chompers</h2>
<p>The call came in as follows:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Boyfriend has her teeth and wont give them back. He&#8217;s walking to the store, but should be back when Deputies arrive.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>So I show up with my sector partner and we find our complainant is indeed missing her teeth (dentures).  She had an argument with her boyfriend and he took her teeth with him when he went for a walk. It turned out her boyfriend bought her the teeth and was still making payments on them, making it a simple civil matter.</p>
<p>I guess that was one way to keep her quiet&#8230; Only in a Florida trailer park!</p>
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