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Eric Cartman signs for 500 AK-47s

By The ITS Crew

The creators of South Park have apparently gotten wind of the Senate Armed Services hearing last month.

A Paravant/Blackwater employee withdrew hundreds of unaccounted AKs from  Bunker 22, an armory near the notorious Pol-e-Charki prison in Afghanistan, under the name “Eric Cartman.”

So the real question is whether he used the phrase “You will respect my authoritah” when withdrawing the weapons?

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