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The Golden Throne – Ridiculous Dialogue Illustrated 21

By The ITS Crew

This month’s Ridiculous Dialogue Illustrated comes from Episode 64 and details Bryan’s discovery of a super high tech toilet in a restaurant bathroom. Featuring all sorts of gadgets and gizmos, the golden throne prompted him to make multiple trips to take it all in.

One of the standout features of this porcelain masterpiece was a built-in bidet, or as Nick would say it, “Beignet.” Nick confessed that he often gets those two terms confused, which gave us quite a laugh imagining a very confused server at a restaurant serving up beignets.


Ridiculous Dialogue Illustrated is a selection of some of the best moments from our Podcast, Ridiculous Dialogue. It’s a way to bring some of the inside jokes and adventures to life that we all share here at ITS. It’s a monthly comic strip that we’re sure our devoted podcast listeners will relate to and love.

For more on this month’s strip, you can listen or download Episode 64 below, or subscribe on iTunes.

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