OH! Good thread.
I hate almost everything... everyday... including you!
That's not entirely true.. but I work with a woman that I despise more then Obama, and you probably didn't think that was possible.
She arrives at work at 0730 (her scheduled time) and starts cooking breakfast. No, not pop-tarts or a granola bar. Bacon, eggs (usually scrambled), sausage, hash browns on this electric skillet and toaster oven. Her manager has told her probably 5 times to stop cooking breakfast but he doesn't arrive until 0830 and by then it's all cleaned up. She then proceeds to sit on her fat disgusting hypocrite ass at about 0800 to wrap up her breakfast and start surfing.
Sometime around 1030-1100 she takes a company vehicle out to do some grocery shopping, shoe shopping or garage sale hopping... returns from her "lunch" as she calls it about 1300 to sit in front of her computer and start surfing again.
Since our manager is too trusting he assumes she wouldn't be lying to him when she says she had to run out for a second to run an errand.
All the while going on about how "we intelligent people are being over run by"... in her words "Idocracy" because I talked her into watching the movie and she is convinced that is the direction the world is taking and while I don't totally disagree she isn't smart enough to figure out that I was referring to her.
During that time she finds hours to thump on her bible and tell me how I'm a heathen for looking at other women while I have a wife at home and how I will burn in hell because I don't believe yet she plans every night to hit the bar and get laid but fails miserably, thankfully because she is so f'd in the head that if someone were foolish enough to sleep with her she would stalk him until the day he dies.
I often have dreams that I take over this crap-cake of a company and the first thing I do is fire her in the all employee meeting.
If she were the last woman on earth I wouldn't do her with YOUR wang.
HOLY SMOKES... I FEEL BETTER.
THANK YOU LEOSAVAGE!