Considering Building an AR-15 Pistol? Here’s the 411

Editors’ Note: The information contained in this article is for informational purposes only. This content is not intended as legal advice and should not be taken as such. Those wishing to obtain more information about the construction of an AR Pistol should contact the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives directly.

You might have seen guns similar to what’s pictured here at your local range, or in the latest #FirearmsFriday post on your favorite social media site. AR-15’s with scandalously short barrels and end pieces that roughly resemble stocks, but also have hook and loop closures or other odd markings. Surely, these miniature pea shooters have a paperwork-intensive process for ownership, right? You might be surprised to learn that these firearms are actually classified as pistols and therefore don’t follow the same laws as their rifle counterparts.

Before we get into the specifics of an AR Pistol, we first need to delve into the legalities of firearms as a whole. Fair warning, this will be the first of many disclaimers in this article. The enforcement of firearms law on a federal level falls to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. The BATFE occasionally receives questions from citizens about configurations of firearms and the legality of those configurations. These questions are replied to via letters and many of you may have already heard the term “opinion letter.”

It’s in these letters that much of the information about constructing things like AR Pistols has been released. However, it’s extremely important to remember that these letters are not laws, but merely the BATFE’s opinion on how the law pertains to that person’s individual question. Therefore, it’s very important to treat these letters as exactly what there are and to seek out the information for building and owning firearms from the laws themselves.

Pistols vs. Rifles

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A “pistol” is defined in the US Code 18 U.S.C., § 921(A)(29) as “a weapon originally designed, made and intended to fire a projectile from one or more barrels when held in one hand and having (a) a chamber as an integral part of, or permanently aligned with, the bore; and (b) a short stock designed to be gripped by one hand and at an angle to and extending below the line of the bore”

Alternatively, a “rifle” is defined in US Code 18 U.S.C., § 921(A)(7) as “a weapon designed or redesigned, made or remade, and intended to be fired from the shoulder.” These definitions are fairly broad, but it’s in these definitions that those wishing to build an AR Pistol can rejoice. After all, the design of the AR-15 fits all of the definitions of a “pistol” except for one, the stock.

Due to the fact that everything in these definitions revolves around whether the firearm is designed to be fired from the shoulder or from one hand, stocks are what end up making the difference between a rifle and a pistol. Generally speaking, a firearm without a stock would be considered a pistol and a firearm with a stock would be considered a rifle. For the purposes of this article, we’re excluding shotguns or other types of firearms and focusing on pistol vs. rifle.

The Keeper of the Keys

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Simple enough, right? Well buckle up, because this is where it gets fun. Currently, some firearm configurations are regulated by the National Firearms Act. This act controls machine guns, suppressors, destructive devices, short-barreled shotguns and short-barreled rifles.

In this article, we’ll only be referring to the laws governing short-barreled rifles.

For those unfamiliar with the NFA, citizens that wish to buy or manufacture an NFA item, such as a short-barreled rifle, are required to pay a $200 tax and apply to the BATFE for the item.

As long as the item is considered to be legal to buy or manufacture by the BATFE, the form is filled out correctly and they deem the person submitting the application to be legally able to own the item, the stamp is issued.

The definition of a short-barreled rifle in the US Code 18 U.S.C., § 921(A)(8) is “a rifle having one or more barrels less than sixteen inches in length and any weapon made from a rifle (whether by alteration, modification, or otherwise) if such weapon, as modified, has an overall length of less than twenty-six inches.” So if you’re building an AR-15 rifle (or any rifle for that matter) with a barrel that measures 16” or more, the NFA laws wouldn’t apply. However, anyone looking to build a rifle with a barrel under 16” must apply for and be granted the tax stamp before manufacturing the firearm. The last part is particularly important for those wishing to build an SBR. Even simply having the parts in your possession to construct an SBR could get you in legal trouble.

AR Pistols

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Now that we’re familiar with the definitions of both a pistol and a rifle, as well as the legalities of constructing an SBR, we can finally delve into the legalities of an AR Pistol. As the defining characteristic of a rifle is a stock, a firearm built on an AR-15 lower receiver with all the standard AR-15 parts and no stock, would be considered a pistol. Without a buttstock, the firearm would not be intended to fire from the shoulder.

Due to the fact that the NFA doesn’t regulate pistol barrel length, barrels shorter than 16″ are found on many AR Pistols, but they’re not required. You could build one with an 18″ barrel if you desired, the only difference would be that you could place a stock on an 18″ barreled pistol, converting it to a rifle and not running afoul of the NFA.

Wait a minute though. The pictures all throughout this article show a stock on the end of this so-called “pistol” and it has a barrel that’s definitely shorter than 16″ so what gives? This is where we descend into yet another level of the legal rodeo that is firearms manufacturing and ownership. The device featured in these photos isn’t defined as a stock, but as a brace.

Brace Yourself

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Pistol braces are devices designed to add stabilization to a pistol when firing it. Many feature openings for a hand and straps to secure the firearm to a user’s arm for better control. Usually, the manufacturer of the brace gets an opinion letter from the BATFE stating that the device doesn’t violate the NFA laws, because it’s not designed or intended to fire a weapon from the shoulder. Once again though, it’s important to remember that these opinions from BATFE aren’t laws, but interpretations of the law by the BATFE.

Note that there isn’t a particular law governing the features of pistol braces, just a requirement that they aren’t designed as a stock. Remember, the definition that determines rifle vs. pistol is “a weapon designed or redesigned, made or remade, and intended to be fired from the shoulder.” So if the brace isn’t intended to be fired from the shoulder, then it can be added to an AR Pistol without violating the NFA. This is where much of the controversy with these pistol braces comes in.

Shouldering a Brace

Building an AR Pistol 06One of the very first pistol braces on the market was the SB-15 Brace, a partnership between SB-Tactical and Sig Sauer. The creator of the brace, Alex Bosco, originally designed it to help disabled shooters maintain control of a pistol while firing.

While the original intent of the brace may have been for the disabled, one citizen wondered if use of the brace from a shouldered position would reclassify the pistol as an SBR. So he did what any responsible citizen with a firearms question would do and sent a letter to the BATFE. Their response caused the popularity of the Sig Brace to skyrocket.

In their response, the BATFE stated that, “Certain firearms accessories such as the Sig Stability Brace have not been classified by the ATF as shoulder stocks and, therefore, using the brace improperly does not constitute a design change. Using such an accessory improperly would not change the classification of the weapon per Federal law.” This opened up a new opportunity for the pistol brace, as users began manufacturing pistols with short barrels and braces rather than stocks, to circumvent the need to apply for an NFA tax stamp.

With this new information, more letters poured into the BATFE and less than a year later, they issued an open letter reversing their opinion on the matter. In a new statement, they wrote, “ATF hereby confirms that if used as designed—to assist shooters in stabilizing a handgun while shooting with a single hand—the device is not considered a shoulder stock and therefore may be attached to a handgun without making a NFA firearm. However, ATF has received numerous inquiries regarding alternate uses for this device, including use as a shoulder stock. Because the NFA defines both rifle and shotgun to include any “weapon designed or redesigned, made or remade, and intended to be fired from the shoulder,” any person who redesigns a stabilizing brace for use as a shoulder stock makes a NFA firearm when attached to a pistol with a rifled barrel under 16 inches in length or a handgun with a smooth bore under 18 inches in length.”

As you might imagine, this caused quite a stir in the firearms community, with many people ditching their braces or pistols entirely, not wanting to run afoul of the NFA or the BATFE. As of the writing of this article, it’s still a hot button debate in any gun shop or range. Some will tell you that due to the BATFE reversing their decision, shouldering the pistol with a brace redesigns that firearm into an NFA weapon. Others will say that alternative uses of an object can’t redesign it, as it makes no physical changes to the item itself. So who’s right? The answer is that we don’t know yet, because there’s not a clear definition of “redesign.”

The Lightning Rod

The BATFE cited in their response letter, changing their position on the shouldering of a brace, that “The GCA does not define the term “redesign” and therefore ATF applies the common meaning. “Redesign” is defined as “to alter the appearance or function of.” See e.g. Webster’s II New College Dictionary, Third Ed. (2005).”

The BATFE and the firearms community are locked in a stalemate

The “GCA” they’re referring to is the Gun Control Act and the BATFE is correct that it doesn’t define the term “redesign.” So while the BATFE have given their opinion on what the definition is, it could be interpreted differently by another entity. What happens when there’s ambiguity in our laws? That usually falls to a court to decide. However, no court case has yet been heard on shouldering a brace because the BATFE hasn’t prosecuted anyone for it yet.

The BATFE and the firearms community are locked in a stalemate of sorts, with the firearms community afraid that shouldering their braced pistol could send them to prison and the BATFE not prosecuting anyone for it yet. Until a case is brought against a user in court, there won’t be a clear definition of the law and it will remain in this grey area. The only problem with this is that a citizen would need to be a lightning rod of sorts and be willing to shoulder the brace while firing a pistol and be arrested for it. That’s a lot of risk for a citizen to take just to have a clear definition for a single word.

Other AR Pistol No-No’s

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While you may be itching to put together your own AR Pistol now after reading some info on them, there are a few more things you should be aware of regarding their legality. One major item that can’t be included on pistols with an overall length of under 26″ is a vertical fore-grip. That rule really is as complicated as it sounds. Measure your AR pistol from the tip of the barrel (with any removable muzzle devices taken off) to the end of the buffer tube.

It’s important to clarify here that it’s the permanent end of the pistol, so an extended brace would need to be permanently attached in an extended position to count toward the length. The Shockwave Brace used above in the photos features an adjustment, so the measurement of that pistol is to the end of the buffer tube. If this overall measurement is over 26″ then you can use a vertical fore-grip. However, those with overall lengths under 26″ need not worry, the BATFE has said that angled fore-grips like Magpul’s AFG are just fine on pistols.

The final important piece of information for those looking to build an AR Pistol is the state of the lower receiver. Once an AR-15 lower receiver has been built as a rifle, it cannot be built into a pistol without registering it with the BATFE. This means if you bought a completed rifle from a gun shop, you can’t build that rifle into a pistol without a tax stamp. However, if you purchased a stripped lower receiver and built it into a pistol from the start, that gun can then be built into a rifle configuration (with NFA laws still applicable) and later back into a pistol configuration if you so desired.

If this is something you plan on doing, it’s very important that you remain aware of the NFA laws when changing a pistol into a rifle to ensure that you’re not violating the law.  It’s also important when you purchase the stripped lower that it’s not designated as a rifle on the 4473 form.

Conclusion

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After reading all of this, you may have decided that you don’t even want to consider building an AR Pistol and honestly, we don’t blame you. It can be difficult to wade through all the legalese to make sure that your firearm complies with the law. However, for those interested in building a short barreled rifle, the AR Pistol offers a great interim step while waiting for your tax stamp to come in.

A user could assemble an AR Pistol and then submit a Form 1 to manufacture a short-barreled rifle. Once the paperwork has processed (some users report wait times for Form 1’s at upwards of 258 days) and the stamp is issued, the user could then purchase and install their chosen buttstock. If an AR Pistol is something that does interest you, simply tread carefully and ensure that you’re following the letter of the law.

To preempt some of the inevitable comments about the pistol featured in the photos, the following is the build list for this pistol in case anyone is curious about the parts used. The owner is still sourcing a good folding front sight, so feel free to leave a comment with what you’d recommend.

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Three Meals Away from Anarchy – Gear Tasting Radio Episode 11

Earthquakes, tornados and other natural disasters can strike without warning. In this episode of Gear Tasting Radio, Bryan and Rob discuss what steps you can take to prepare for disasters or the unexpected.

In addition to some of the gear and practices behind preparing for disaster, they also highlight training that you can seek out to ensure you’re ready for what may come.

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Dumpster Diving for Sensitive Information

What can thieves learn from your trash? Probably a whole lot more than you think they can. In the following short video, we highlight a few of the ways that you and your loved ones can safeguard against this kind of attack. Stay away from dumpster apples too.

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It’s Hunting Time: New ITS Egg Hunter Morale Patch and ITS Kevlar® Escape Cordage in the ITS Store!

Easter is right around the corner and we’ve got just the morale patch you need! The new ITS Egg Hunter Morale Patch is a limited edition offering, so be sure to get your order in early!

Also new to the ITS Store this week is the ITS Kevlar® Escape Cordage. Originally introduced in the ITS Urban Kit, this cordage is extremely strong and durable, making it perfect for defeating illegal restraint. Read on below for more information on both of these new products!

ITS Kevlar® Escape Cordage

When it comes to defeating illegal restraints like zip ties, you may not always be in a position to break through the locking mechanism. For those times, using a piece of cordage to create a friction saw can make quick work of the restraints. Ordinary cordage may not hold up under intense friction and that’s why we advocate keeping some ITS Kevlar® Escape Cordage handy.

This 188 lb. test Kevlar® cordage is durable, heat resistant and easy to work with. Originally introduced in our ITS Urban Kit, we’ve now made the ITS Kevlar® Escape Cordage available separately for purchase in lengths of 20 feet.

Pick up your ITS Kevlar® Escape Cordage in the ITS Store today!

ITS Egg Hunter Morale Patch

This Easter, don’t settle for a cut rate mascot like Little Bunny Foo Foo. The ITS Egg Hunter Morale Patch is here to find Easter Eggs and eat candy… and he’s all out of candy. Get your order placed quickly though, only 250 of the ITS Egg Hunter Morale Patches are available and once they’re gone, they’re gone.

These 100% embroidered morale patches measure 3.75” tall x 3.25” wide and feature a hook backing allowing you to toss it on a bag, hat, or anything with loop.

Don’t miss out, get your order placed for the ITS Egg Hunter Morale Patch before they’re all gone!

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Basic Bitch Recipes – Ridiculous Dialogue Episode 75

Is it ever too early to start talking about a holiday? Bryan, Kelly and Rob give their thoughts on this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue. In addition to holidays, the crew talked about United Airlines and their recent debacle and what the hiring process must look like for an airport cart driver.

Bryan shared his thoughts on some new tortilla chips he picked up, including some hilarious “recipes” listed on the back.


Ridiculous Dialogue was created to share the banter that takes place at Imminent Threat Solutions on a daily basis. It’s us; candid, unedited and talking about everything from what movies we’re watching to the general geekiness that keeps us laughing here at ITS HQ.

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While we generally keep the vibe in our articles PG rated, be warned, it may not be safe to blast over your speakers at work. We hope you enjoy the insight into ITS and who we are behind the scenes as a company; pull up a chair and tune in to Radio ITS.

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Medical Items, A New BCG & Fire Starting Options – Gear Tasting 84

For years, we’ve been asked to stock some of the individual components in our ITS ETA Trauma Kits and today on Gear Tasting, Bryan walks through each of the new items we’ve added in the ITS Store. He also offers a first look at the new XPB Bolt Carrier Group from Sharp’s Rifle Company.

During a “heated” Questions Over Coffee segment, Bryan answers questions on the best fire starters and his approach to taking notes in day to day life.

In each episode of Gear Tasting, Imminent Threat Solutions Editor-in-Chief Bryan Black answers your gear-related questions and shares his insight into what we’re currently evaluating at ITS HQ.

For more on the gear we review, check out our GEARCOM category here on ITS.

To have your gear related question answered on an upcoming episode, tweet us using the poundtag #GearTasting on Twitter.

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SITREP: The Why Behind Syria // Dallas Emergency Sirens Hacked // US Nuclear Sector in Danger?

Events in Syria have been dominating the news recently and it’s difficult to understand the full aspect of the events without some history of the area itself.

This video from Vox does a great job explaining that history and giving some context for what’s happening in the region currently.

Dallas Emergency Sirens Hacked Through Radio Signal

In a press conference Monday, Dallas City Manager T.C. Broadnax revealed that the recent hack of the city’s emergency sirens came from a radio frequency and not from a computer. Bronax didn’t go into details about how the hack was performed, saying “I don’t want someone to understand how it was done so that they could try to do it again. It was not a system software issue, it was a radio issue.”

Last Friday night, all 156 emergency warning sirens in Dallas activated and began blaring at once. While no one has claimed responsibility for the attack, it does reveal some of the fragility of many city’s infrastructure emergency programs. In a recent article, we highlighted the vulnerability of the 911 Emergency System in the United States and the roadblocks facing upgrades to that system.

Click here to read more about the recent emergency siren attack on the Dallas Observer.

NASA Releasing New Information on Ocean Worlds

On Thursday, NASA will share some new discoveries about our solar system’s ocean worlds. These worlds could be a key part of the agency’s plan to find a place for life beyond Earth. Much of NASA’s findings came from researchers using the Cassini Spacecraft and Hubble Space Telescope.

In a recent release, NASA said “During its time at Saturn, Cassini has made numerous dramatic discoveries, including a global ocean that showed indications of hydrothermal activity within the icy moon Enceladus and liquid methane seas on its moon Titan.”

For more information on the upcoming release from NASA, visit CNN.

Zero Day Exploit Discovered in Microsoft Word

An exploit was recently discovered, involving Microsoft Word, that allowed an HTML application to run a malicious script to secretly install malware onto a computer. While Microsoft has patched the vulnerability, some computers may still be waiting to update and fix the issue. Recently, new information gathered by several research groups suggests the exploit was being used both by criminals for financial gain, but also possibly by government agencies.

Read more about the possible government connections and this exploit on ZDNet.

Westinghouse Bankruptcy Could Halt the U.S. Nuclear Sector

Recent news of Westinghouse’s Bankruptcy could spell disaster for future nuclear project construction in the United States. The Westinghouse AP1000 pressurized water reactor is an integral part of the two current U.S. nuclear projects and future construction will require at the least, a redesign around not having this reactor.

The planned nuclear reactors are the first new nuclear construction in the United States in thirty years, one on Waynesvill, GA and the other in Jenkinsville, SC. Westinghouse’s reactor was designed to cool the nuclear core even in the absence of operator interventions or mechanical assistance.

To read more about what the bankruptcy of Westinghouse will mean, visit UtilityDive.

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Choosing Pants, Red Dot Magnification and Financial Software – Gear Tasting Radio Episode 10

You asked and we (finally) answered! This week on Gear Tasting Radio, Bryan and Rob answer a multitude of questions, including some on clothing recommendations, programs for tracking finances and how to track expiring medical components.

We also answered some firearms related questions, including preferred range drills and our thoughts on a red dot magnifier for an AR-15. Continue reading

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Accidental Marathon: Rollerblading My Way Into the Dad Hall of Fame

A few years ago, my wife and I spent about a year in Montana. We had two kids at the time, ages three and one. My wife had a lifelong dream of running a half marathon that she was wanting to fulfill, but neither of us had been running as part of our workout routine and she had a long way to go. I had a long way to go as well, but didn’t share the same passion as she did and I’ve always hated running. So while I wasn’t going to run the half marathon, I did want to support my wife in whatever way possible.

The best way to support a mother is to offer to watch the kids. That’s the single most helpful thing a father can do for a mother, besides maybe the dishes. However, I wasn’t satisfied with merely watching the kids, I wanted to take on a bigger role. So I decided to pull out an old skill-set that I hadn’t used for some time. One that I’d developed in my younger years and was actually quite good at. This is a skill that isn’t always popular through the lens of social convention, but that didn’t matter; I was helping my wife.

I went to the sporting goods store and after careful selection, bought a pair of rollerblades! That’s right, a beautiful pair of K2 inline skates. I was so excited because I finally found an excuse to do it. Of course, I’d also be playing the martyr card in an effort to garner public support for the idea.

“It’s the perfect idea,” I thought, as I prepared the double stroller for action. The kids would sit in their respective seats, tied in for safety. I was, after all, going to be flying down the road at break-neck speeds!

I fastened a bluetooth speaker to the crossbar and found the perfect internet radio station. Me, my wife, two kids and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch were about to kick some serious ass!

My wife, being the good sport that she is, humored the idea. We set out on a long run, or in my case, a roll. The area of Montana we were in, sat deep in the valley, so there weren’t many hills; it was perfect. The kids loved it, admittedly not as much as I did, but they looked forward to the runs.

In training for the marathon, my wife’s runs became longer and longer. We’d park in town next to a good restaurant and then take off on a big loop that ended back at the car. The reward for our troubles was an awesome cheat meal. We were both burning calories and hey, we deserved it.

Race day finally came. The plan was to drive my wife to the buses, so that she could catch a ride to registration, while I took the kids to the starting line to watch their mom be awesome. On the way there, I stopped at a convenience store because it was early and I needed a pick me up. I grabbed a frothy mocha frappuccino and smoked a cigar while the kids rested in the car. After I was done, I loaded up the kids in the stroller and walked to the starting line.

The place was electric. Speakers were blaring music while the participants warmed up. It felt more like six in the afternoon than six in the morning. I was so moved by the energy level that I couldn’t help but think about how I had the kids in the stroller already.

The stroller was prepared and guess what? My rollerblades were sitting in the lower stroller pouch, beckoning me to put them on. Unregistered, untrained and perhaps unwanted, I set up my rollerblades and prepared for total domination! I would support my wife by working as her pit crew. I could carry her energy gels and water while providing her with the soothing sounds of Marky Mark. Yes friends, it was indeed perfect.

Fireworks went off as the starter pistol fired, signaling the beginning of the race. I was unable to strap on my roller blades because of the sheer number of people. Instead, I would blend in with them, run for a mile or so then pull over to don my skates of steel.

So I ran. The road was packed and I ran some more. It would clearly take more than a mile. Towards mile two, my wife asked if she could run ahead, unencumbered by the stroller. I told her I’d easily catch her once the crowd thinned and I could strap on my blades. In truth, I have to say I was relieved.

Remember that cigar and frappachino I’d unknowingly enjoyed not an hour before? Yeah, milk was a bad choice! My stomach gurgled with furious anger and bellowed as if to warn me of the carnage to come. Moments later, it did. On the road; with runners all around and my kids watching.

I needed to put some distance between myself and ground zero, so I ran. To my surprise, I felt much better. It was a slight downhill and the weight of my stroller was carrying me and my stomach felt the sweet release of emptiness. With another mile gone, I waited for my moment.

I was running an f***ing marathon!

The people were still crowded together and there were pit stops everywhere with security placed intermittently. I couldn’t help but think that when I strapped on my blades I might be asked to leave, or even chased. What kind of example would that be for the kids? So I decided to wait another mile or so until it thinned out even more.

At the pit stops, the helpers would see me pushing two kids in a stroller and yell amazing things to me. They shouted, “super dad!” “You have some lucky kids,” one yelled. This became the norm. Even other runners would say encouraging words to me as they passed.

I realized something amazing in that moment, I had fans and they loved me. So I ran. I couldn’t let my fans down after all. They needed me and I them. Indeed, it was around mile 7 when I finally realized that I was running an f***ing marathon! Well, half marathon.

Besides, if I were to put on my rollerblades now, I may be asked to leave. The truth is, once you’re halfway through a half marathon, you really need to finish because when will you ever be halfway through a half marathon again? That’s like a quarter of a marathon after all.

Pushing the stroller filled with water, needless equipment and two kids, I pushed on. The energy of the event carried me forward. I wasn’t even in pain until about mile eleven. People who train for marathons refer to something known as “the wall.” For runners, this tends to happen around mile 20.

For out of shape fathers pushing strollers in Montana, I can honestly say it happens much quicker. My pace slowed and my feet got sloppy. They began dragging and felt like cement. I pushed on and dug deep. My heart lifted when I finally saw the finish line ahead.

There was a bridge that went over the city and the large finish line was just past it. I could hear bands playing music and an announcer saying everyone’s name who crossed the finish line. This was made possible because at registration, participants were giving trackers to put on their shoes. I of course, was not an official participant and had no such tracker.

As I approached the finish line I heard them say the name of the person to my far left side. Then another name to my immediate left. Then the announcer simply said, “and to the far right we have…” crickets. They knew. The truth is, when you’re as completely decimated and exhausted as I was in that moment, you really don’t care what anyone knows or thinks.

I saw a woman handing out finisher medals and I went straight up to her, bowed my head like Lancelot after a joust and she placed the medal over my head and said “Congratulations, you super dad.”

In that moment something swelled in my heart. I felt butterflies in my stomach and it could have been pride or a sense of accomplishment. In the next moment, it felt more acidic as my body felt hot. Not a few seconds after the woman placed the medal on my head, I hurled. All over the road by the finish line. It wasn’t just once either.

All in all, I’d lose my stomach three more times that morning. If there’s one thing I learned, it’s that people are forgiving of a father who goes the extra 13.1 miles for their kids, rollerblades or not.

Editor-in-Chief’s Note: Nick recently left the Navy after serving for 10 years as a Navy SEAL with multiple deployments, having been awarded the Bronze Star for operations in austere environments. Nick’s been with us since the beginning here at ITS as a Features Writer. We’ve also featured this story on our Podcast, Ridiculous Dialogue and it was forever immortalized in Ridiculous Dialogue Illustrated No. 2, which we’ve conveniently listed below for your viewing pleasure.

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Celebrating Eight Years: The ITS Logo Lapel Pin and New Medical Products Added in the ITS Store!

We’ve added some great items to the ITS Store today, one of which is the new ITS Logo Lapel Pin, celebrating eight years of ITS! Also in the ITS Store are some great new medical offerings, including our ITS Expiration Refresh Pack and individual medical components.

Finally, we’ve added the awesome ITS Ranger Bands, which have as many uses as you can think of. Read on below for more information about these great new products!

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